Johnson & Johnson’s Nothing But Tears Shampoo

Remember this lovely-smelling baby shampoo?

Johnsons No More Tears Baby Shampoo

Well, apparently Johnson & Johnson has decided that kids should now stop getting pampered and face reality by unveiling a Nothing But Tears shampoo.

Johnsons Nothing But Tears Shampoo

It has an all-alcohol based formula, never been approved by leading dermatologists, and is best used with scalding hot water for optimal toughening-up of newborns.

Don’t smack that child when he/she is naughty. Just give him/her a wash :p

Check out the story at The Onion.

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6 comments… add one
  1. Askmewhats

    THEY ARE SERIOUS???? lol POOR baby, I won’t even use that and I’m a grown up!!! lol but that is so cute though..very catchy !

  2. Chian Li

    it dries up my hair !

  3. daphne

    are they crazy?! first thing that came to my mind when i read the article was "J&J has gone SIAO!*"

  4. Bill at J&J

    It's not serious, folks. The Onion is a satirical magazine. Johnson & Johnson still puts the caring of babies and mothers at the top of our list.

    Bill from J&J

  5. imran

    my name is imran khan and i m working in gulf international in abu dahbi and i love all the products of jhonsons and jhonson

  6. Lola

    They have release it’s newest edition of this kiddie shampoo where it is free of tears or known to be as “no tears’s formula”. I had it for my son even up to this days and prove to have it really cared for his scalp. I think you must check it on market for you to appreciate it.
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